Sunday, November 29, 2009
You are that monster everyone's talking about.You are gigantic. You are a devil.You are both a blessing and a curse.You make me paranoid.You make me anxious.You made me stay at work for 17 hours.You are like the end-all and be-all.You are Alpha and Omega.You are the reason for my employment.You are the reason salesmen go gaga.You are the reason Steve Jobs get richer.You make everyone go crazy.You are killing me.You are making...
Sunday, November 29, 2009 3
Sunday, November 22, 2009
When accolades come our way, they come in grand fashion.Fresh from last week's sporting mega headline comes this yet another prestigious feat. Filipino Efren Peñaflorida is the CNN Hero Of The Year 2009. He won over 9 other finalists from all across the globe.What made Efren special? His kariton klasrum has been playing host to a number...
Sunday, November 22, 2009 7
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Happiness is not enough to feed these mouths.Don't you think it would only make sense that couples plan their families and not just point-and-shoo...
Saturday, November 21, 2009 5
Saturday, November 14, 2009
This prayer is NOT INTENDED to be taken seriously. To Ganesha, Jose Rizal, General Santos, Tita Wilma Galvante, and all of the powerful forces across all firmaments, here is my prayer for the Pacman:May he be granted the willpower and smarts to win this fight. We know that he has already secured his share of the prize money. But a loss will...
Saturday, November 14, 2009 2
Friday, November 13, 2009
It's another freaking weekend. You can only squeeze as much activities in so little a time.Though I'm not the type who would stress myself thinking of which activities to do on a Friday and Saturday night. I just follow what my kasing-kasing decides.Like right now, I think it will be best for me to come up with an article. What are some...
Friday, November 13, 2009 2
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Pardon the little boy's wide-eyed eyes. Haha! I don't know what he could be thinking of. Maybe Hannah Montana? Or maybe how cute Joe Jonas is? Or how he liked Selina Gomez?Did I just make the poor little boy gay?Anyways, I was actually thinking of something else to write about until one thought caught me by surprise and almost instantaneously...
Tuesday, November 10, 2009 7
Monday, November 9, 2009
The Balut. The ultimate in Filipino delicacy. The end-all and be-all of all Pinoy street foods. The cheapest aphrodisiac. The king of all late-night snacks. The one test that would end all tests of one's manhood.Pinoy food will not be Pinoy food without the Balut. Fear Factor will lose testosterone (it ever had?) without Balut. Kanto food...
Monday, November 9, 2009 4
Saturday, November 7, 2009
I think the monkey's too cute to allow me to die. But anyways, the chimp's not gonna get fooled by my praising his cuteness, instead, he will pull trigger. He'll shoot me. Oh jeez, I'm gonna die.How on earth (maybe the entire Milky Way) did I deserve such beating from an ever-laughing and always-scratching primate? Try taking a look at my...
Saturday, November 7, 2009 3
It's almost 2:30 in the morning and I've been in front of my screen for almost 2 hours now being unproductive. I guess that's what Friday Night Madness is all about. Friday Night Madness is about scatter-brain, a state of relative nothingness, doing things without any real motivation and/or worthwhile purpose. I will be writing and thinking...
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Best-selling Female Artist Of All Time. That's a humongous statement. A statement so huge, there is still room for some gigantic and freakishly huge. It means you are more commercially successful than Whitney Houston and Madonna. Mariah Carey is the only female music artist that I really adore, except maybe for Lauryn Hill.She's beautiful....
Sunday, November 1, 2009 7
Just imagine what happens inside your room while you were asleep. (Pause)Now, imagine recording your sleep in a camcorder. Will you be prepared to witness what was actually happening while you were asleep? Are you sure no one was staring right at you while you were sleeping? No unexplainable anything that would appear on the video while...
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