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Will You Be Chasing Derek Ramsey?

Aside from the political ads that are taking the Filipino boob tube (television, stupid) by storm, it has got to be this Derek Ramsey ad encouraging people to lose weight, be seen, and eat Century Tuna by means of joining him run (more like chasing him) sometime in February that has got everyone abuzz. Can't even recall when will it exactly happen. All I know is that it will be held on Bonifacio Global City.

I think it is kinda obvious that I won't be joining in the fun. More like not join in the sweat. Not even Coach Rio's afro nor the flat abs of the Brazilian girls can entice me to join.

It was a clever ploy to make this run fun by creating an idea that people who would be joining the run can get this amazing chance to be chasing after Derek Ramsey. What if this would hold true come fun run? Will there be human stampedes? Will there be blood, hair-pulling, face-clawing incidences among girls and girls-at-heart? What will happen to Derek Ramsey after?

Thinking about it, will this fun run still be all about living a healthy life and stuff? How many phone numbers will be exchanged after the run? How many glutathioned girls and guys and gays will be able to sacrifice their pseudo-fair complexions for this chance to meet eye candies?

How many politicos will be there? Will the running priest still be there? Are we going to see another Gibo Teodoro sighting since he joined a run over the past weekend? Will this be an opportunity for politicos to attract potential voters?

Anyhoo, here's the TV commercial. Watch it. If you can't, salivate after it.



Will you be chasing Derek Ramsey?

This post was written by: Jerick Baluyot

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